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76 · Larry Garson's Low-Colonic Thagomizer
Elfric the Eclectic barely manages to eke out a living as a door-to-door salesman of (supposedly) healing crystals, usually moving on quickly to the next town before questions arise about the qualities of his wares. Soon he learns though that it's not a wise idea to peddle faulty crystals to a dragon with a long reach and a grudge.
— "Pyramid Power" by Eric Flint & Dave Freer
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