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61 · Daniel Are Horny
The Court Wizard has a side business selling 'used dragons', but his carefree hustling days are numbered once he accidentally fulfills a tragic Princess's prophecy and discovers Fate has not only a cruel sense of humour but also the tax department on speed-dial.
— "Her Majesty's Wizard" by Christopher Stasheff
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